Hamburger ingredients, ranked

17. Heinz ketchup (if you must)

16. Bun

15. Lettuce

14. Tomato

13. Mayonnaise

12. Red onion

11. Pickle

10. Garlic powder

9. Onion powder

8. Pickled jalapeno slices

7. Mustard

6. Guacamole

5. Cheddar

4. Bacon

3. Pepper

2. Salt

1. Ground chuck