Readers of this blog: I assume you have huge fans of this thing called “music.” Nearly everybody is, so, statistically, you are too. So, it is with great astonishment and pride that I make the following announcement.
Every decade, if we the unwashed masses are lucky, a group of the preeminent musicians of the day gather for a kind of super music festival, the kind that is remembered and gets spoken of for generations. Festivals like Woodstock, Lollapalooza in the 90s, and Bonnaroo, which seems to have taken its place in the aughts. Now, our newly christened decade finally gets the type of historical confluence of greatness and legend.
That’s right. Coming to stages around the country together for the first time ever and quite possibly the last time ever, Kottonmouth Kings (who?), Kittie, Coolio, and—what is this madness?—the mother-grabbing Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos rejoice! (Link NSFW, but that’s not saying much, since juggalos are not safe for work.) (Wait, how the hell is Juggalo not in the Firefox dictionary?)
Of course, I won’t leave you hanging. Here are the tour dates, so you can make sure you don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:
5/09 – Memphis, TN @ The New Daisy Theatre
5/10 – Dallas, TX @ The Palladium Ballroom
5/13 – Louisville, KY @ InnPlace Hotel and Conference Center
5/14 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
5/16 – Columbus, OH @ Lifestyle Communities Pavilion
5/19 – Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
5/20 – Baltimore, MD @ Pier Six Concert Pavilion
5/21 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
5/22 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
5/24 – Cleveland, OH @ Nautica Pavilion
5/26 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze
5/27 – Council Bluffs, IA @ Westfair Amphitheater
5/29 – Bonner Springs, KS @ Cap Fed Park at Sandstone Amphitheater
5/31 – Morrison, CO @ Red Rocks
6/01 – Magna, UT @ Saltair
6/03 – Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory Concert House
6/07 – Anaheim, CA @ Grove of Anaheim
I know I’ve got my Faygo ready.
Anybody else wonder what the hell is going on in Worcester that requires two dates? Do they really have that many juggalos there?
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