What the fuck?
No, seriously. What the fuck.
Did Donald Trump actually order an assault on Venezuela and the kidnapping of its leader? Is this a dream? Are we dead and this is hell?
Did he really fucking say that the U.S. would run Venezuela now?
Forty people may have died in the assault?
Did he order and manage the assault and kidnapping from fucking Mar-A-Lago? Not the White House? Did they do it while on camera and reading fucking Twitter? What did Grok have to say about it? That it was a great idea or that they needed to add some more AI slop CSAM?
Maduro is going to be tried for (checks notes) machine guns and cocaine in the Southern fucking District of New York?
Are these real fucking things that have happened today?
In direct contravention of federal and international law? In violation of the Constitution? I thought those guys loved that thing.
He really did it without not just asking Congress but not even telling them? Is he aware that’s illegal? That the Constitution rests the power to declare war solely in the Congress, with the president getting just limited powers (although still too power)?
The Peace President? Donald the Dove (Hillary the Hawk)?
And somebody bet—sorry, I mean invested a ton of money on it happening?
Will this probably get even worse?
No blood for oil? Do the oil companies even want this?
What the everliving fuck is going on?
