Watch: President Bush gets older, falls from the sky

For his 90th birthday, President George H. W. Bush was more bad-ass than any of you pip-squeaks, in that he once again went sky-diving. His landing, though, wasn\’t the best:

Mr President, you’re going to need to do better if you want to get your Pilotwings A License.

Just kidding. I’m in no position to give advice. I certainly ain’t jumping out of the sky anytime soon. You know, on account of how I’m a big wuss.