New York Times Columnist Line of the Day

If you’re one of the three people who reads this here premier “web log,” you may once in a blue moon have checked out the New York Times op-ed page. You might even recognize the names of the columnists, who every day spout the most conventionally wise of the conventional wisdom. This is a feature that is dedicated to these folks, highlighting one line that is either funny, ridiculous, strange, or actually intelligent or well-written.

Today\’s is a doozy. You see, Maureen Dowd went out to Denver, got high in the comforts of her hotel room. She managed to get so scared of it, she wrote a whole column about why weed is the worst thing in the world, causing such terrible atrocities as suicide and murder even. So, of course weed products should have a label:

(Or maybe a stoned skull and bones?)