Tuesday, the GOP rolled out a new website, AmericaSpeakingOut.com, which solicits new ideas from the public and allows this very same public to give the ideas a thumbs-up or thumbs-down. They’re very, very proud and excited about this.
“I would expect the ideas that come out of this Web site and the involvement of our members will lead to ideas that we can attempt to implement today,” House Minority Leader John Boehner proclaimed. “We want to continue to offer better solutions to address the problems that America is facing, and we see this as a giant step forward, directly engaging the American people in the development of those solutions.”
Sure, the GOP should be proud about building a website. Even if it doesn’t really display properly in Chrome. (The Web site not only “has cutting-edge technology,” asserted Rep. Peter Roskam (Ill.), “but a winsome design that is easy for people to interact with.”) But I digress. It’s a step forward for the party that seems to have got off the technology train at Radio Station. Only, somebody should have mentioned that soliciting anonymous comments on the Internet is generally a bad idea. Below, I’ve gone and compiled a few awesome ones. (Of course, feel free to add your favorites in our comments. Get it?)
A \’teacher\’ told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish! And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story.
I say, repeal all the amendments to the Constitution.
Stop \”teaching\” our children the atheist doctrine of heliocentrism. It contradicts the Bible.
Consensual love is just that; consensual. There is no reason to forbid two intelligent consenting entities from engaging in relations, logically, because legislating a victimless crime on the basis of morality is against the American way. Therefore, the government should stop misusing Animal Abuse laws to convict zoophiles and remove them from their animalistic loved ones. Consensual bestiality should not be illegal. No, I am not joking. Everything I\’ve said is logically sound.
all leaders should proclaim faith in Jesus Christ. anyone who does not, like muslims and atheists should be removed from office.
I think every food product NOT endorsed by Sarah Palin should carry a warning label stating we are ingesting socialism.
People should only be allowed to smoke cigarettes UNTIL they turn 18. Think about it. Smoking for a few years won\’t do them much harm. And if people over 18 want to smoke they can bribe kids to buy them cigarettes.
Repeal the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and all other laws that take away the right of states and businesses to determine their own affairs.
Ban pig disgusting silicone boobie implants
eliminating minimum wage laws will allow companies to hire many more Americans for just a fraction of the price. If Mexicans can work for 2$ an hour, so can we
Let us take a lesson from our past. Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available during the Depression. Truman deported over two million illegal aliens after WWII to create jobs and Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican Nationals so WWII and Korean Veterans would have a better chance at jobs.
I remember in college that I used a kit to invent a potato-powered clock. Can we do that like… bigger and to power more stuff?
Stop listening to so-called \”scientists\” with their \”facts\” and \”knowledge\”. Jesus didnt need science and neither do we!
Abolish the capitalist system, and begin to put together a genuine worker\’s state, based on a federation of worker\’s councils.
Gay people make me feel funny, like when I was on the school wrestling team. Arrest them please.
Rich people shouldn\’t pay taxes since they don\’t use socialist handouts like welfare and government cheese. Only the first $20,000 income should be taxed.
Go back on the gold standard! We never should have left. And a constitutional amendment banning the use of Amero coins.
i don\’t understand why we have to have child labor laws. if every child over the age of 5 went to work (like they did in the OLD TIME TRADITIONAL AMERICA) we wouldn\’t need to import stuff from China. MAKE THE CHILDREN PULL THEIR SHARE.
Sometimes when I get to the bottom of the yogurt cup, the shape makes it harder to get the last bites. I tried using both a spoon and a fork, with some luck. I think Yoplait should redesign their package so it\’s easier to get to the bottom of the yogurt.
If you guys don\’t stop messing around, people will stop taking this site seriously.
My fav:
I think all americans should bathe in Nuclear Waste. This has been shown to be an effective tactic in the past of transforming the human body into something more powerful and superhuman. With a nation of powerful mutants, not only would we prevent ourselves from being invaded, we would have a wildly powerful offense with millions able to fly, shoot lasers from their eyes and take bullets. Ninja Cats would still prove to be a problem.