Enjoy this sonic assault on somehow all your senses

Yesterday, I drove the 450-or-so miles from Ghost’s place in Boston back to mine in D.C. (Driving: How do you people do that everyday?). A result of my totally scientific study of said drive has proven, beyond any doubt, that the worst drivers on the east coast hail from Maryland.

Traffic was pretty ridiculous at times, and the whitest™ moment of my life was being be frustrated by the traffic—because it meant I wouldn’t make it to Trader Joe’s on time.

Anyways, after about nine hours of podcasts (thank you, Ira Flatow, for making most of this bearable), I needed something a little more to get through the last hour or so. And that’s when I decided that techno metal (or whatever this genre is called*) is my new favorite kind of music.

* “Hybrid metal trance?” Okay.

Hope everybody’s enjoying their Kwanzaa.

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