Headline suggestions for the NY Daily News on Weiner’s resignation

“Weiner finally goes off.”

“Weiner Finally Finished”

“Weiner Pulls Out”

“Weiner leaves unfulfilled.”

“Weiner’s Plan of Finishing Job Flops”

“Democratic Party’s Weiner Quits on Them”
‘This is the first time this has happened,’ says Congressman

“Weiner leaves big shoes to fill.”

“Deflated Weiner Gives Up”

“After three grueling weeks, Weiner is finally spent”

“Weiner is Whacked”

“Loud Weiner goes quietly.”

“NY Weiner to Relish in Retirement, Ketchup on Private Matters.”

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