Athelete finally blames God for defeat

Normally, athletes like to praise God when they emerge victorious, whether by catching a touchdown pass, dinging a home run, scoring a goal. And yet, God never gets the blame for losses. Well, until now. Buffalo Bills receiver Steve Johnson dropped a game-winning touchdown pass in overtime yesterday. How did he react? By dropping by Twitter, of course, and blaming God:

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…

Maybe this will make the late and great George Carlin smile:

What can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win and never mention his name when they lose? Never a word. You never hear them say, “Jesus made me drop the ball,” or “The Good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.” According to these guys, Jesus is undefeated; meanwhile, these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those “miracles.”