She turned me into a newt

Good grief.  So, Republican nominee for Senate Christine O’Donnell claimed back in (maybe) 1999 on Bill Maher\’s infamous Politically Incorrect to have dabbled in witchcraft (but never joined a coven), and had one her first dates on a Satanic altar (after seeing a movie, of course).

May be a cliché, but this is seriously some shit that you really just can’t make up.